if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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