normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
