Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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