Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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