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(510): View more from California

So drunk, too bad you don't want this

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(504): View more from Louisiana

why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?

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(260): View more from Indiana

He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?

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Considering how often you blow him,high.

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(585): View more from New York

I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.

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(785): View more from Kansas

for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.

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(516): View more from New York

WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE

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(251): View more from Alabama

I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector

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