I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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