Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
So many bounce houses so little time
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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