Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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