I skipped work to stalk him.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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