why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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