...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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