Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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