Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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