Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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