i may or may not be watching the land before time
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You pole danced in your parka.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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