I puked a lego.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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