if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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