I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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