Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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