i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Mom said you looked used
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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