Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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