I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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