strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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