It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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