Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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