Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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