after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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