he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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