Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I am one with the molecules
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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