she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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