This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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