I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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