i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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