We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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