hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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