You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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