i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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