sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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