Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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