This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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