So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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