Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
