check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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