Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Randomize
