The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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