Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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