Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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