Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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