too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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