another moral hangover. fuck.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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