i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Say something about gay babies.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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