If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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